Friday, September 18, 2009

the sound of one fist bumping itself



*da* got tired of picking up discarded paper towels from the bathroom floor at the store where he worked. Men would use towels to protect themselves from the deadly infestations of germs on the doorknob of the bathroom & then throw the towels on the floor behind them. **am's solution was to hold one hand over your eyes while using the other hand to open the door. Doorknob germs are only harmful when they are percieved. **am's idea made him a hero in the Green Movement at 1st & then, like a virus, it was applied to all facets of life. People would cover their ears while berating one another & plug their noses whenever the Gov't was addressing them. This was called A*a's Meme & it allowed people to live their lives more fully than they had in decades.