The conspiracy revealed itself in interesting and phenomenal ways. We were discovering that there were Others among us. Many of the people that we thought were our friends, relatives, coworkers, teachers, and politicians turned out to be a race of shapeshifting bag-shaped creatures from a planet called Duu’ootsche. People realized that so much of the human interaction that had conditioned them to become the people that they were was actually interaction with one of these baglike creatures that had dwelled undetected among us for God knows how long. For all we knew, anyone of us could be one of these alien beings. People started to behave more and more like these creatures, for fear that one of them might think it had been discovered and react violently. There had been several unfortunate incidents that no one wanted to see repeated. American culture was evolving in a way that was designed to appease our visitors from the planet Duu’ootsche. Rock and roll begat hip-hop. Sitcoms begat reality television. The discovery of extraterrestrials on our planet had effectively turned us all into Duu’ootsche bags.