It was when Ad** was on tour with his band End Construction that he started getting on the Internet and researching his Genealogy. *u**s had a great-great-grandfather, Dr. H*lm**eirkeche, who had Americanized his name and started our American greeting card industry. The Doctor saw no reason for us to express sentiments to one another personally and was therefore inspired to create a way to pay others to do it for us. He battled constantly with Asian thugs from Fortune Cookie Industries, but persevered and effectively designed a way for Americans to simultaneously Feel and Not Feel. He would have been proud of his descendants, who brought Us robots programmed to enforce Sarcasm on the streets of America, Inc. centuries after his death.