Decades of social conditioning had produced bizarre abberrations in people's sexuality. For women, sexual fulfillment came from a practice that was known as "charging it," & consisted of sliding a debit card up & down the slit of one's vagina while exclaiming, "Wee-yoo!!," thereby invoking the sound of a cash register. For men, gelding was the fashion, since the penis had been replaced by the debit card. Women were therefore the only gender that purchased pornography, which consisted of someone going through a shopping mall w/ a digital camera & making various high-dollar purchases at each of the stores. There were only two men who had retained their testicles. This was more of a testament to their inability to adhere to fashion than anything to do w/ virility. Their names were **am & St**e. A girl named *v* was the only woman left whose clitoris had not atrophied from lack of use.
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