"Excuse me. Do you have War & Peace? Rutabaga."
*d*m knew the score. He knew the score because he was on the Internet.
"Yes, we have War & Peace."
He had seen the top-secret videos on YouTube.
"Yes, but do you have War & Peace Rutabaga?"
Underground training labs where our own gov't trained people to be more difficult. It was rather impressive.
"No, I'm afraid we don't have War & Peace Rutabaga."
"Perfect. That's just what I was looking for."
Knowing made **am's job slightly less antagonizing. But knowing is half the battle.
"I'm sorry. What were you looking for?"
"Exactly."
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